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Green Demotivational Poster

JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm
Oh yeah...I gotta shot for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am
I Got My Beer Where's My Shot ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!

WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.

TAGS: red green handyman duct tape
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct tape as the handyman's secret weapon.

DADDY - would you like some sausage?

PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.

TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.11/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?

TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!

BEING GREEN - Easy it is not

STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.

THE FAIL - runs strong in you

GREEN DAY - Not very green.

TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.53/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?

SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!


TAGS: freddie mercury darkseid epic green lantern battle
Rating: 2.78/5

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Jingoro - December 20, 2009, 4:11 pm
I guess he caught Darkseid screwing around with the slurpy machine.
Shamrock - October 9, 2009, 4:06 pm
Freddie Mercury? I think not... That's the guy who works at my corner store.


TAGS: envy green jessica rabbit tinkerbell
Rating: 4.94/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was hot, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.
nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was hot, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.

Quality -

TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct tape
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs


TAGS: recycle bottle chai river green
Rating: 4.11/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:31 pm
Woulda given it 5, but could just imagine my fat backside parked on it breaking some of those bottle necks, ouch! 4Ls


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...

URLACHER'S MOM'Z A HOE - There's a "CORNER-BACK", "SAFETY", and a "LINE-BACKER" in on the sack, somebodys gotta be OPEN down-field.

HATERS GONNA HATE - Especially if they have cooler armor.

NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!

TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.

RECYCLING - Russians hate it

TAGS: recycling russians hate police greenpeace
Rating: 3.58/5

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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 10:09 pm
Brnn, listen to these people! RR and mooo put out great stuff and been here a long time. No offense to Ed-Hyde, Im just not as familiar with his work as I am RR and mooo. They are trying to help you, stop acting butt hurt, listen to them and go for it!
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:30 am
So you would prefer a page that only shows copies from other sites? I think, motifake is not the right place for you. I'll hit some more buttons here to compensate your absence. Way to go! ;)
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 2:34 am
A surefire way to reduce page impressions and thus revenue. Way to go!
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:12 pm

then by all means please do not deny them your patronage
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 4:50 pm
They say there is no bad advertisement... Maybe all the negative fuss has its upside. On the other matter - as stated previously, there are "other" similar sites - somewhere someone will care enough to approve.
rerun - September 14, 2010, 11:51 am

well brnn19, I can help resolve this quite quickly. Would you like us to just stop approving your posters?
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 11:00 am
Keep it up brnn19. Welcome to Motifake! And these guys, who accuses you of ripping, you'll thank them later. They are nice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:32 am
Approvers don't have time to research every poster, We have to trust you not to plagiarize. If your other posters are original then they will be judged on funny alone.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:30 am
Well, several other posters of mine have been approved, let's see on what grounds would someone blame them as well...
forseti - September 14, 2010, 9:19 am
LOL TTH! I copied a poster too in my early days (at least a 3L pic!!!!!111). No problem brnn19, just try to be creative next time. The community want to see some new stuff (and perhaps you can be proud of what you've done!). ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 8:41 am
Someone on the other site ripped it off from here and then traveled back in time to post it a week ago? Pretty elaborate just to steal a 2L poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:37 am
There is no "competing" site...but yeah...don't be a thief.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 8:33 am
Sounds good, but the above image AND caption were posted on a competing site a week ago.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 7:49 am
Or the other site ripped it off from here? Logos or anything? No...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:06 am
Ripped off from another site. 1L, do your own.

GREEN EARTH DAY - It Makes That Much Sense

TAGS: green but no peace
Rating: 3.89/5

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Cloudchaser - April 24, 2010, 4:24 am
Electrics may not be as clean as people think they are, but even with electricity from fossil plants taken into account, they're still cleaner
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 5:45 pm
I've got a wind farm attached to me... you don't want to be downwind
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 5:03 pm
Lots of wind farms here, quite a few dams too.
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 5:02 pm
six hydro dams here where i am
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:53 pm
Sorry to hear that, I've smelled both of those, but not at the smae time.
pieman - April 23, 2010, 4:49 pm
Yea. Try living next to that power plant. Smells like desperation and brain damage.
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:10 pm
That's a Prius...you don't plug in a Prius. Besides, they don't use coal for power everywhere. Out west we use ground up Timmies, they burn 97% clean!


TAGS: green grass trespass shot ass
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - April 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Thanks, Yours have been really good for a noob. Keep it up. Don't forget to ask some of the remaining elder regulars for help if you are stuck.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:36 pm
Great Poster!

JEDI MIND TRICKS NEVER FAIL - Hmmmmm.., Hot you are... Clothes off you must take... mmmm..., Force ready it is...

TAGS: never trust a green guy
Rating: 4.63/5

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flint - November 8, 2010, 3:52 pm
good me thinks is it, 5l

2ND GRADE - 3 long years for Greeny

TAGS: so sensitive greeny
Rating: 3.73/5

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Greeny - November 23, 2011, 6:43 pm
I think that was around the time that contacts were becoming popular. My teacher dug in her eyes with her fingers regularly to keep them straight. It was torture to watch. But she was hot.


TAGS: green grass fertilizer growth
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - July 11, 2011, 6:39 pm
Great. And great use of a basic concept in forensic botany.
mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:36 pm
where is the other 5ide?...LOL
gas - July 11, 2011, 2:47 pm


TAGS: greeny monty python
Rating: 4.95/5

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McBum - August 2, 2011, 4:18 am
Now it's just a simple matter of exploding everything until you find him. Then maybe just a bit more after that.
Sean - July 26, 2011, 5:13 pm
But of course ... kaBOOOM!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 3:35 pm
5 Pythons.
Greeny - July 26, 2011, 1:41 pm


TAGS: lambeau field green bay
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - November 5, 2012, 2:34 pm
I was at Lambeau Sunday afternoon where the same military honors were done by the crowd numbering some 70,000 roaring drunk fans!
EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2012, 10:08 pm

ST. PATRICK'S DAY - The only day during the year that we can be sure our kidneys work.


SEX EDUCATION - a vital part of children's learning

TAGS: greeny birds bees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:56 pm
aaaah; one for the family scrapbook


TAGS: greeney out and about
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - November 11, 2011, 6:04 pm

champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:41 pm
BAHAHAHAH!! Dammit, just wasted a beer on my 5creen.
Greeny - November 10, 2011, 7:38 pm
geezus jones - looks like I can't reach the tissue5

GREEN - It's the new stupid.

TAGS: green environment nuclear power
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Jianju - September 8, 2013, 12:26 am
Well, Zed, has Japan's disaster altered your feelings on the subject?
fred - March 12, 2010, 6:59 pm
James Lovelock: "only nuclear power can now halt global warming"
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 9:23 am
green (adj): 1. immature in age or judgment; untrained; inexperienced: a green worker. 2. simple; unsophisticated; gullible; easily fooled.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 12:43 pm
Seeing as how the radiation leakage of the sealed waste is less than that of unrefined uranium, I'd be happy to have it stored in my back yard, yes. But keeping it out of one's state is a political ballgame that no one wants to lose.
Zed - September 7, 2009, 8:50 pm
How about Antarctica? It's actually bigger than Africa (the largest inhabited continent on the planet) and no-one lives in Antarctica.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 1:13 am
True, that is an issue, but hardly one that dwarfs the benefits given global warming.
th3flyboy - September 7, 2009, 1:07 am
the issue isn't the emissions, it's where you put the waste... unless you're volunteering your yard?
Zed - September 1, 2009, 2:21 am
it unfortunately has too much of a negative perception in the USA.
Zed - September 1, 2009, 2:20 am
Unfortunately, we have too many screaming ninnies who don't realize that Three Mile Island and Chernobyl were utter aberrations, and that there has been no major incidents with any nuclear reactor built after 1968. As much as I'd like better nuclear power
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:47 am
I've often said that you's guys should become more like the French. *snickers*
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:34 am
Oh yeah? Well it's gonna cost ya. And I am basing my "knowledge" on what little I remember from a field trip to one a few decades ago. And my zipper broke earlier that day so I may have been didstracted somewhat by embarassment.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 1:25 am
Looks like we've found some common ground. I'd like to learn more about these CANDU reactors. Maybe we can use that as a model for this country if we can get a govt willing to consider the benefits of nuclear technology and how it can help the US.
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:05 am
I am so pro-nuclear it's not funny -- much like this comment. Of course I'm partial to the Canadian technology, the so called CANDU reactors (I think). Use the heavy water as your coolant. All but melt down proof as no coolant, no continued reaction.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 1:01 am
I'll take 30 years that reduce our dependency of foriegn fuel until other technologies mature or we get some more breeder reactors going.
Derek - August 31, 2009, 6:17 pm
Sadly not plentiful. Without breeder reactors, we've got ~30 years worth of nuclear power left.

WHITEFISH - Wouldn't it be "Blackfish" since he's a Black Lantern now?

TAGS: aquaman aqualad tempest atlantis green lantern black lanterns corps
Rating: 1.71/5

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Sean - July 28, 2009, 10:48 pm
JALFORD Worst Motifaker EVER!


TAGS: wind turbine spins green
Rating: 4.59/5

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champ99 - November 10, 2011, 11:34 am
mariand - November 9, 2011, 5:22 pm

SUBSTITUTE REFEREES - Touchdown!!! ... NO Touchdown!!! ...Touchdown!!! ... "Upon further review of the play, we find you get what you pay for when you hire referees"

TAGS: referee greenbay packers seahawks bad
Rating: 4.55/5

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falloutghoul - September 28, 2012, 5:01 pm
Holy crap! I live in Kewaunee County.
Sh8kes - September 26, 2012, 10:03 pm
Thanks for the Advice about the color, I agree, it came out a bit dark
motinet - September 26, 2012, 10:10 am

Should post these to http://www.sportingbreakdown.com/
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 9:43 am
Emilio is right. Good first poster, though. I live in Green Bay and we got robbed!!!
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2012, 3:48 am
Better start using a brighter color for your text.

KULULA AIRLINE PASSENGERS - Officially The Coolest Peeps in the World!

TAGS: airline people coolest airplane green
Rating: 3.31/5

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Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:40 pm
1L. I expected a lot more out of this one. The pic is full of amsome and then all you did was repeat wat the pic said with the small change of adding officially to it. C'mon bud, try harder.

IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.

TAGS: dc comics batman superman green lantern question arrow wonder woman superheros
Rating: 2.39/5

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Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
the green arrow is not that bad

ALL YOU CAN DO - is make the offer the rest is up to them

TAGS: greeny littleleagu dont even reply
Rating: 4.85/5

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Greeny - June 28, 2011, 6:05 am
lol... *domain name availability search*


TAGS: greeny
Rating: 4.74/5

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Derek - June 12, 2012, 10:00 pm
Surely the fourth line should be; "Are you two women both from Scotland?" ?
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
LMAO! Amsome poster Airman.
motinet - June 12, 2012, 3:52 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! OMG!
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:51 am
THAT is so funny!!! Way to go Airman!
Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:55 pm
I like these posters LOL. 5L
Greeny - June 11, 2012, 9:18 pm
hahaha... gave me flashbacks of two mountain 'women' in a bar once upon a time; they hit very hard, but at least they let me go...
mariand - June 11, 2012, 7:57 pm
hahaha...english humor?


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


it might have been -

TAGS: kennedy assasination dallas speech john greenleaf whittier
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:22 am
Where was I when I heard that Kennedy was shot? In diapers. He and his brother both tried to make the world a better place. Although their time was short, they got a lot done, and even more good stuff started. 5 black (mourning) lions

Reusable Shopping Bags -

TAGS: reusable bags green hypocrisy
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:41 pm
I at least have good intentions. I bring all my bags, but forget them in the back of my '98 Chevy Blazer.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 1:41 am
But surely the lack of polyethylene bags easily offsets the gasoline consumption of my Hummer!


SAVE A TREE - Wipe your butt with an owl.


BURGER WITH DRINK AND SIDE OF FRIES - Behold the terror in my eyes Let all know that I wear this ring Fear my power BURGER KING!

TAGS: burger king freaky sinerstro green lantern
Rating: 2.56/5

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GoForthAndDie - February 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Very nice :)

CHICK FIGHT! - Green Lantern: I hope someone brought a camera! Batman: I've got one next to my shark-repellent


TAGS: earth green planet one people love
Rating: 4.96/5

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Grim1812 - September 7, 2010, 10:59 am
And yet, I feel there needs to be more. Quick! Someone shoot off a nuke!
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 1:44 am
forseti - September 7, 2010, 1:43 am


TAGS: fear life end old greeny
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:27 pm
three hours, one hour, still....
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:25 pm
Still, as in, my misstatement is still there. Still, as in, I’m gonna still have to explain myself to Greeny in about three hours…Still, as in, this fricking poster is going to the hot list, then the hall of fame, and my misstatement will still be there
Greeny - April 15, 2012, 9:15 pm
uh, still? Rick made something amsome out of some menial ramblings... although it's probably a good thing I didn't have the laundry on my mind...
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:42 pm
Still, a good composition…
Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
I feel as if I need to re-iterate; Greeny did inspire me to do this...
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 5:00 pm
I was just (quite a few hours back) thinking of this poster... tried to remember the wording to it... 5L


TAGS: neighbour grass greener
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 8:04 am

ahahahahahahahaha check the face on the one holding her hand



SCHOOL LUNCH - Don't you see? It's people! School lunch is people!

TAGS: soylent green school lunch gross
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 8:10 am
Baked Not Fried !
Verdeckt - December 27, 2011, 6:58 pm
...You could say there's a little bit of Uter in all of us..

MISUNDERSTANDING - Paris Hilton's father on hearing his daughter felt she needed a pair of bigger puppies.

TAGS: why do such morons make so much green dov
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:37 am
Especially if you live next door to a vietnamese family.
motifake - July 21, 2010, 1:43 pm

Greyhounds are the BEST dogs to own


TAGS: guns are green
Rating: 3.04/5

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Bob D. Sailor - May 27, 2009, 10:36 pm
i actually think thats a dude in a dress. but of course im running on 3 hours of sleep.....
BoneCD - April 18, 2009, 6:07 am
Dude, any chick with a gun is a beautiful thing. Just stay focused on the gun!!!
MissFetching - April 17, 2009, 6:10 pm
nice concept. but... wtf?!?!? they couldnt find an UGLIER chick?
HtD - March 8, 2009, 10:08 pm
Kitten. - March 8, 2009, 8:38 pm

SOMEBODY GET AN AXE!! - That "TREE" has swallowed a "CHILD"!!

THE "COUNTRY FIDDLE" SPIDER BITE - Brings back Memories of my Pa and his obsession with gangrene.

TAGS: the green gang hehehe cough cough
Rating: 1.43/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:15 pm

I have actually had an employee who got a bite from a brown recluse on the job. It was just as ugly as this....as a mechanic he was out for over 3 months. Infection went into the bone. I am cringing just thinking about it

STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT - exchanging glances

TAGS: greeny
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greeny - December 7, 2012, 6:19 pm
nice - worth remembering, just in case

NO CALL LISTS - who needs 'em

TAGS: greeny telemarketer callhating
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:03 am
My dad-in-law answer5, and then uses an air horn.
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:30 pm
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 7:37 pm
Oh what fun it is
Greeny - July 11, 2012, 7:03 pm
lol - thanks for the new ammo

NOW RUNNING ON BIO FUEL - what did they expect? Hogs will eat anything

TAGS: death from above goes green
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:14 pm
Green death from above. Amsome.
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 12:58 pm
Makes sense, Jet Fuel is just about like Diesel. Go Green!

YEAH, SCREW EARTH! - What has it done for us anyway, right?

TAGS: truck earth funny green diesel
Rating: 3.87/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:35 pm
It's not going to run now that he let the magic smoke out.
suru22 - May 9, 2011, 2:36 pm
"Thats how dad did it, thats how America does it, and it has worked out pretty well so far." Tony Stark

HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.

TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?

GOING "GREEN"... - OK, now I get it...I'm in!

GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!

TAGS: september challenge green arrow vs green batman
Rating: 3.42/5

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Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:54 am
Wait, I thought the Batmobile ran off of Atomic batteries and turbines... nuclear is very "green", unless there's a meltdown.

THE DEAD LANTERN - Coming out between the releases of the Deadpool and Green Lantern movies...

TAGS: deadpool green lantern
Rating: 2.36/5

THE GREEN RANGER - I'm new here at Motifake, but my knife is also a flute bitches

TAGS: green ranger flute knife
Rating: 1.53/5

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agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 11:09 pm
Wow... glad I saw this. bra-VO!
Claire - January 20, 2010, 8:46 pm
One generally doesn't make their own tribute poster.
Chompers - January 20, 2010, 8:41 pm
Might I suggest the forums? we have an introduction thread for you to use.

A fart -

TAGS: its all green motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:46 pm
Hilarious, Silvy!!!! I love a good fart joke! The toxic cloud pic is AWESOME!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!

AGGY - apology accepted

TAGS: culos aggy haz green card
Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - February 21, 2011, 5:43 pm
Well, I fail to see why I need to show my... wait, what? I'm illegal?
culos - February 21, 2011, 5:07 pm
BUMP! (I want Aggy to see this one)

E N V Y - Nobody Likes You When You are Green

TAGS: envy jealousy green alone
Rating: 4.75/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 9:43 pm
don't be s5d little green bear I will eat you 'cause 'Green is good' :)

WHEN VAMPIRES WORK OUT - do they do Cardio?

ONLY IN THE 80'S - Emilio Estevez vs. The Green Goblin !

TAGS: only in the 80 s emilio estevez green goblin
Rating: 3.25/5

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Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 1:58 pm
Maximum Overdrive FTW! The only movie you can't make better by replacing its soundtrack with AC/DC songs because they're already there.


UBER-FAIL-FEST - John Stewart was the 3d lantern, not 4th. Lanterns from earth: Hal, Guy, John, Kyle. Alan is from another reality (pre-Crisis).

TAGS: fail green lantern
Rating: 2.44/5

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Moop - May 26, 2009, 10:05 pm
Holy shit it's a nerd convention.
Trapper - February 18, 2009, 2:14 am
John Stewart from the Daily Show is the green lantern? Cool. Does he know?

GREEN MAN - some times you have to know not all people like to dance GOTTT EMMM!!


TAGS: green beret
Rating: 2.06/5

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GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:10 am
Cheney was a green beret? who knew?


TAGS: camping tents verdeckt hawamleh greeny pzykosis house airman forseti caveman mr m as seen by us
Rating: 5/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:59 am
this is not a good time to go cheap on the material you buy EXSPEACIALLY THE ROPE!!! :)
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:23 am
where's the out house ?
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 12:53 pm

nice :)

Green Eyed Lady -

TAGS: quote shakespeare green eyed lady monster jealousy food meat angry
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 12:34 pm
Well...nope! Teehee.
Oldsod - February 3, 2014, 6:52 am
Short and to the point. No myst'ry, Lady?



TAGS: no green thumb needed
Rating: 4.78/5

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crankyhead - December 1, 2010, 4:18 pm
nothing makes gardening more fun than a good hoe. =)



TAGS: greeny work nine five motifake
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - November 7, 2011, 7:24 pm
9 2 5 I wish - and melon balls are waaaay less messy to eat, you should try them


TAGS: masterbation green day jerk hands
Rating: 4.63/5

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ICEMAN - January 6, 2011, 9:42 am
I frakkin hate Green Day. This poster, not so much. Nice work Mooooooooo - 5


TAGS: going green plastic trash
Rating: 4.61/5

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steph1 - February 3, 2011, 11:49 am
sorry, i counted the twins as just one ;-)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:52 am
I see three pieces of plastic trash.


PERSPECTIVE - The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.


TAGS: travel greencard danger rerun
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 3:01 pm

5L from me but dude i think you should lay off of aggy with these zingers.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:21 pm
Love it!

THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.

TAGS: greyscorpion green mantis isabella rossellini
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:33 am
she still texts me, clingy wench, just like her momma used to. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
Good one.

ARCHERY HUMOR - Sometimes it doesn't sound exactly the way you intended

TAGS: batman green arrow
Rating: 3.1/5

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Porcelina - March 9, 2009, 5:19 pm
Oh..if only all men had a great shaft.

GREEN CARS - Your doing it wrong


HOOKAH - Because it looks like were smoking tobacco

TAGS: pot smoke green weed justinbarnett
Rating: 2.95/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:14 pm
We can't catch everything, and FYI, questioning approvals is kinda bad form.
Zreiser - December 21, 2010, 1:04 pm
Apparently he didn't attend the Spelling Nazi workshop. Lots of posters get killed for simple spelling/grammar mistakes so what gives on this one?
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:01 pm
Ahh, reminds me of mayfest.

PINK POWER - The big secret? She's not using mind control!

TAGS: star sapphire superman lois lane jimmy olsen green lantern
Rating: 2.56/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:23 am
TheTrashHeap: Shut the hell up and mind your own damn business!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:26 am
Wait maybe it's this one!

EPIC - Those... eyes... can't look... a-away...

TAGS: afghanwoman green eyes
Rating: 1.29/5
aaa - September 8, 2009, 3:11 pm
This picture is MANY years old. I remember seeing this in National Geographic when I was a kid. I've seen a recent photo of her; not so pretty now. Unfortunate. Still, GORGEOUS eyes!!!!
Lena - September 8, 2009, 1:24 am
Is... THIS why they hide their women? Pritty eyes!
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 12:11 am
Yeah...they recently published an updated pic of her. Let's just say that Afghanistan isn't a place where looks last long. It might also explain the whole face veil thing.
Informator - September 7, 2009, 12:06 am
ooooh this picture :o i love this photo...so she friggin prettyyyy >.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 9:26 pm
Pretty face overall.


TAGS: greeny urinal etiquette
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 17, 2011, 7:19 am
Thanks - I had dreams about this last night!


TAGS: greeny asked for it
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - September 13, 2011, 5:06 am
Yep, it did thanx :-)
Feasibly - September 12, 2011, 10:15 am
Interesting scenario...hope that boil healed up okay for ya. lol
spacedog - September 12, 2011, 1:12 am
Nice one Feas. 5 Hail Marys.
CloudchaserS - September 12, 2011, 12:42 am
Suppose that anthropomorphic canids actually existed. A male takes a boner pill, has sex with and "ties" his partner. Then he has a case of priapism. How do you go to the emergency room in that state?
the1stCOMMI3 - September 12, 2011, 12:18 am
SOB! Geniu5!!!!
Greeny - September 11, 2011, 10:07 pm
Ou5tanding! Get it?

Going Green -

TAGS: green moose
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - September 7, 2016, 11:04 am
HAHAHAHA! Welcome back, Ashy! ^!


TAGS: greeny celibacy
Rating: 4.97/5

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Greeny - December 21, 2011, 9:02 pm
Flower - lol; good thing they didn't ask about favorite jewels
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm

huge lolz. n1 AM


TAGS: greybeards nice butts fishnets green lantern 2 mod site or sight
Rating: 4.71/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 1:56 pm
Y'all need secret decoder rings to go with that creed.
agdaniele - July 21, 2010, 12:20 am
LOL! I'll keep looking... just in case.
ICEMAN - July 21, 2010, 12:19 am
I don't know Rerun, the one on the left doesn't look kosher to me.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:44 pm
5 black lights.... er, african-american lights.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:40 pm
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:37 pm

since I don't care for tramp stamps, I call the one on my left.